‘allo ‘allo ‘allo! The name’s Michael (or Michael John Joseph Mulhall-Rose to any full name officiados) and in my time I’ve been Bangy McBoom, SirHairyManlyFace and also Jedi Master Sir King HairyManlyFace Mikey II, Mikey, and cute and adorable
I am a Lieutenant over at the grandest of grand organisations and unlike the failure we Pokefans know as Team Rocket we WILL dominate! MWAAAAA HA HA. You foolish fools will soon come to know it as the Federation for World Domination Through the Use of Avocados! (or FWDTUA) AND WE WILL RULE TO AAAAALLLLL!!!!
First up, I’m from the great United Kingdom! I’m a brummie, from the gorgeous city of Birmingham over in the West Midlands. I absolutely adore my country and my nationality, and my city takes pride-of-place in my heart. I’m a rather big patriot and nationalist too! I am an Atheist, a Nihilist more specifically.
I am a rather proud man of royal stature
and I am the grand GEEK KING! I’m very much a geek, and a nerd. I’ll never change and I’ll always act like a geeky nerdy nutty goof because! Hey hey! That’s just me!
I’m very heavily inspired by music. Music has helped lift me from the dirt at many points in my life, and I honestly could not live without my music. I’m a metalhead of course (seeing I’m from Birmingham). I’ve been to some concerts; Iron Maiden, Trivium and such. I’m no whippersnapper when it comes to my music! Without a doubt Machine Head is probably the most inspirational band out there for me, although bands such as While She Sleeps are very very dear to me.
I’ve done things I’m proud of, I’ve done things I’m ashamed of. I’ve said things I’m proud of, and I’ve said things I’m ashamed of. I’ve had highlights and ups, and some failures and downs. I’m not proud of some of the things I’ve done, my dabbling in the occult being one of them. But, you cannot truly progress without the problems and failures can you? It is through those that you are made stronger.
That’s all from me then. I really have no need to tell my life-story but sometimes it’s pleasant. I thank those of you who took out the time to actually bother reading this. If you would ever like to talk please feel free to send me a note or friend me on skype. The name’s michaeljohnjosephmulhallrose.
To any passers by, check out my deviant family, they are all incredibly gifted and talented people:
The stupendously ridiculous, light-hearted and very talented boy who I unfortunately have the pleasure of knowing!
My closest friend. My dear dear companion and one who will always stay by my side (or god help him! hah)
An incredibly brilliant and extraordinarily gifted artist, whether it be poetic or pictorial, she is just amazing
One of the first who helped pick me up and bring me along, her skill is unmatched in all the lands!
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She is easily one of the greatest here. She has the ability to create art that would make Da Vinci cower
Oh hyper, my dear hyper haha again, she is talented beyond belief and her works bring joy to the mind
A very talented and superbly skilled writer and drawer one-and-all
The Geek Queen to my Geek King. She is fantastic, brilliant and geeky, did I mention geeky?
He has some astounding talent, and his way with words just blows your mind all over the place
The amazing, and the brilliant.... MAN-TURD! The Pokemon loving genius whose talent with words will astound
I cannot begin to express the talent she possesses. She is gifted beyond compare and does not get the credit she is owned!
Sta.sh
Jolly 
